22 August, 2013

Loose Female in Towns County

An incident occurred recently in idyllic Towns County, in fact right here in The City of Hiawassee. I feel it is my duty to report it to the public.

On Monday last, the flashing lights of patrol cars grabbed John's and my attention as we wended our way down Chancey Drive.  Calls about the loose female traipsing wantonly on Bell Street had come in early. Law abiding citizens demanded she be apprehended before the activity she was conducting became wide-spread. The attractive, head-strong girl with big brown eyes showed no respect for the voices of authority. Officers ,hoping to keep this an isolated violation ,deemed physical action necessary. She demonstrated no malice as an officer, who apparently had some prior history with this type of behavior, placed an arm around her neck and led her from the kudzu field where she was happily chomping.

She is currently being held in a neighboring pasture. She appears to be content and shows no remorse for her morning "crime" spree.

I just adore living here!


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